14 de fevereiro de 2011

O meu dia dos encalhados:

Basicamente, hoje parte do meu dia foi passado a ver sites do tipo MiixUs and such e ver aquelas frases e coisas fofas e cómicas que todos adoramos~ ou coisas lames. Divirtam-se se quiserem ler :D

Dad has a new F.B account;
Son posted on a friend's wall :WTF!
Dad asks son : Son , what is WTF?
Son says : ummm... ummmm...... Welcome To Facebook
Dad writes on his boss's wall : WTF!
The next morning he get fired....... :P

Have you ever wondered why A,B,C,D,DD,E,F,G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
{A} Almost Boobs.?
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain.
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!

brunette mom:i found cigarettes under my daughters bed i didnt know she was a smoker
redhead mom:i found beer under my daughters bed i didnt know she was a drinker
blond mom:i found condoms under my daughters bed i didnt know she had a penis
(old mas sempre awesome xD)

If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don't get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don't eat enough, my parents complain.
If I'm always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.


99% of teenagers would cry if Justin Beiber was on top of a 20 story building about to jump. 0.5% would grab a chair and popcorn shouting "DO IT!" Like if you're the 0.5% who would personally PUSH HIM OFF!

That awkward moment when it’s your birthday, and people are singing happy birthday to you, and you just stand there clueless of what to do.


-Learn Chinese in 5 minutes! (say it out loud ;D )
1. Thats not right
(Sum Ting Wong)
2. See me ASAP
(Kum Hia Nao)
3. Small horse
(Tai Ni Po Ni)
4. You need a facelift
(Chin tu fat)
5. I thought you were on a diet
(Wai Yu Mun Ching)
6. He's cleaning the car
(Wa Shing Ka)
7. Your body odour is offensive
(Yu Stin Ki Pu)
8. This is a tow away zone
(No Pah King)
9. Great!
(Fa Kin Su Pah)

Guy : Say silk .
Girl : Silk
Guy : Say it 5 times
Girl : Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk .
Guy : Spell silk
Girl : S-I-L-K
Guy : What do cows drink ?
Girl : Milk ! Ha ! U didn't fool me !
Guy : Actually they drink water .
Girl : Damn !
(isto também me enganou, bah D:)

1-5 Grade: "I want to go to Middle School-_-"
6-8 Grade: "I want to go to High School -_-"
9-12 Grade " I wish I was back in Kindergarden -_-"

Time spent → in the shower;
25% -- Daydreaming.
25% -- Building up courage to turn off water and step into cold air.
20% -- Turing in a circle to maintain even hot water distribution.
10% -- Catching water in your mouth and spitting it out.
10% -- Contemplating the hardest decisions of life.
7% -- Washing hair.
3% -- Washing other body parts.

E pra acabar, com a maior das verdades:
I've probably learned more from Google than I have from school.

E bom dia dos namorados/encalhados para vocês :D *dá abraços e chocolates*

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